Halloween is upon us once again. If you’re a female, go dress extra slutty and act like you haven’t been waiting all year to do so. If you’re a dude, put on whatever random costume you can throw together at the last minute and go stare at extra-slutty looking woman. Or just sit on your couch eating candy and watching horror movies. I don’t care what the fuck you do. Just do it with a nice cold (craft) beer in hand.
Happy Halloween, beer nerds.